Talking Bollocks – Ep.10: Birthdays!

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For the big round number of Episode Ten, we’re talking about birthdays. Which are also round numbers. Well, when the birthday is a round number. Which mine isn’t. But it’s still coming up on Thursday. Hence the theme. But naturally our discussion veers wonderfully off-topic, touching on Aardman Animation, Pride and Prejudice, lesbians, Josh’s new condo and whether girls learn how to kiss by practising on each other. Which I still insist they do. And it’s my birthday, so goddamit, I get to believe what I want.

For those of you who are new to Talking Bollocks, it’s a talk show where Marilla and I interview each other every time, because nobody’s given us a talk show yet. But I’m going to get one soon, because I think about it all the time. Just like that movie The Secret says to do. And yes, we touched on The Secret in this episode as well.

P.S. You’ll also notice that the framing places Marilla front and centre, leaving me barely on the screen at all. Marilla claims this was an accident. But I suspect it reveals her true intentions for the show. Our “audient” Jenn, who was sitting right next to the camera, also somehow failed to correct the framing. Maybe I just won’t bother showing up for the next episode and we’ll see if anyone notices or cares. Although, I’m sure that little plan would backfire. Like every time I break up with a girl as a “test” and then they get married to someone else.

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