I’ve been recommended as a gay masseur. I think.

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So many questions. First, what is gay massage? Is that when the massager is gay? The massagee? Do both have to be gay? Or do neither have to be gay and it’s the massage itself that’s gay? Second, when did I begin this new career? I don’t even remember becoming a gay massage therapist. Or a giver of gay massage. Whichever I’m supposed to be. Third, how do I thank the person who recommended my services? Despite my confusion and fear surrounding the whole thing, I really do appreciate the support. And fourth, why have I kept this email since Nov. 2nd?

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