I expose the truth about the Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk fight!

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The news is saying that Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk had a fight at Wimbledon. But, I’ve used my James Bond-like mind to analyze the footage and I’ve taken this screengrab:

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk fight

I’ve noticed that the woman behind and to the left of Bradley is crying too. So maybe Bradley was in a polyamorous relationship and just broke up with both of them? But wait… The woman on the left, beside Benedict Cumberbatch, doesn’t look too happy either. And that blonde women a row ahead and all the way to the right seems downright disgusted. I’m starting to think that this wasn’t a fight at all – Bradley just let out a really bad fart! And the guy in front of Bradley is looking for who made the fart. Either way, Irina, I’ll date you. I will never fight with you. And I will never fart.

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